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The Mad Rapper Syndrome


Erika, I found this in one of my old e-mails you sent. I never got a chance to thank you for it...thank you for it.



The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
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When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it.
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People who are willing to get off their [butts]* to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a [fudging]* cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
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When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No [dummy], I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that thing over there. What did you come here for?
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The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for god's sake!
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

* this is a family oriented page thank you.